Last night’s episode featured the final six frolicking in bikinis on the glamorous island of St. Croix.
Thankfully, the dreaded 2-on-1 date was nowhere to be seen this week. Instead, two ladies were spoiled with 1-on-1 dates and the rest enjoyed a group date.
Booker’s personal favorite to win the whole shebang, Ashlee, was picked for the first solo date. The show had been teasing a big bombshell revelation from her this week. Turns out she was once married when she was 17 years old.
“By the way, it’s not like she has a penis or something!” Booker laughed. “They made such a big deal about it, but he didn’t care. He didn’t mind at all.”
In fact, things went so well. Ashlee became the first lady this season to publicly declare her love for him. Carson wondered how Sean responded, but Booker explained that’s just not how they roll on suspenseful reality television programs!
“They’re not allowed to say anything back. I think it’s part of the show. The camera angle, you couldn’t see his mouth and they kind of pull away, so we have no idea what he really said.”
Tierra-ble, this season’s villain, scored the second 1-on-1 date with Sean. Let’s just say Booker is not a fan.
“She’s like a Kardashian. I just mute my television set,” he explained. “She’s got these weird eyebrows, but she issued the second ‘I love you’ of the season, so I don’t know. We’re getting down to it with her.”
Booker also hasn’t held back his feelings when it comes to the bachelor himself.
“I’ve called him a ton of names in the past. I mean, box of wood, box of rocks, hulking hemorrhoid, meat sack. Well, I’ve never called him a genius before.”
Why the sudden change of heart? Sean woke up the girls for the group date in the middle of the night so he could see what they looked like without makeup!
“By the way, the girl who showed up in a wedding dress in episode 1? She’s down to the final four,” Booker pointed out. “She got a rose. By the way girls, that’s not a reality. If you ever show up on date #1 with us, you’re going to hear what like first gear of my Jeep sounds like. No one’s ever going to fall for that, so don’t ever do that.”
The group date seemed to go well enough, but we couldn’t go more than 10 minutes without some more Tierra-ble drama, could we? She got into it with Booker’s favorite Ashlee, when she found out that Ashlee had told Sean all about the in-house drama.
“Everyone’s been waiting for the bachelor to see this little troll in action and finally he saw her!”
Thankfully this time around, Sean recognized Tierra for the troublemaker that she is and cut her from the show.
“The witch is dead! She’s gone. Tierra is done, finally,” Booker said.
Lesley was also sent packing during the rose ceremony, which means we’re down to the final four. Hometown visits are next week and if you ask Booker, they promise to be pretty darn entertaining. Let’s just say there’s a drill sergeant involved!
Make sure to catch Booker’s Bachelor breakdown with Carson next Tuesday morning and follow along with him during the show on Monday night as he live tweets the whole thing. Check him out @ChrisBooker!
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