Friends, neither Khloe nor Kim’s ass reign as the “Fat Kardashian.”

The proud new owner of that crown goes to Arthur George sock line designer and little brother, Rob Kardashian!

If you don’t remember, Rob dated Rita Ora for a hot second, and then he found out she was cheating on him with all kinds of dudes and ate.

He ate probably because he was unhappy and now he is probably unhappy because he ate so much that he gained 40 pounds!

Some of us just weren’t blessed with a fast metabolism.

While on the Kardashian topic, Perez excitedly told Carson about Kim K quitting reality TV, Justin Bieber leaving a club with two girls, Rihanna celebrating her birthday with Chris Brown, Ron Jeremy being released from the hospital, and the latest trend known as baby birding!

Want to know more info??? Get the full stories from the links below!

• Rob Kardashian Gained A LOT Of Weight After Splitting From Rita Ora! OMFG!
• Kim Kardashian QUITS Keeping Up With The Kardashians! Confirms Her Exit!!
• Justin Bieber Let’s Loose In London With Will.i.am And The Wanted & Leaves With Two Girls!
• Rihanna’s Hawaiian Birthday Bash Involves Chris Brown, A Limo, & Tons Of Tequila!
• Former Porn Star Ron Jeremy Survives Heart Aneurysm & Is Released From Hospital!

-Christen Limon, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles

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