Booker’s Bachelor Recap: The Women Tell All!
The Women Tell All. It’s The Bachelor episode you either love or hate (or love to hate)!
Basically, host Chris Harrison puts 15 or so rejected contestants all in a room together to whine about why Sean didn’t give them a rose. Then, they release Sean to the wild pack of wolves to respond to all the allegations.
We learned that while this season has been airing on TV, Sean and Chris Harrison have been surprising lucky houses of ladies at viewing parties around Los Angeles.
“ABC must hate him!” Booker laughed. “I mean, they’re basically rolling him into all these parties with all these hot girls to show him exactly what he could be getting right now!”
When Sean showed up at UCLA’s Delta Gamma sorority house, the girls proceeded to freak out and chant for him to take off his shirt.
“They treat this guy like a piece of meat. Let’s turn the tables around and let’s put one girl up there in a room full of guys. A, it’s called a strip club and B, it’s called ‘cancelled!’ That would be off TV. I’m starting to think this show’s a little sexist!”
Well, that’s a whole other debate for another time! First, let’s get back to the ladies…
“We saw one-armed Sarah,” Booker said. “She came back and of course, you know, she still has one arm and she cried.”
Tierra-ble, this season’s villain, returned to a chorus of boos from the rabid studio audience.
“They should’ve given her a trophy,” Booker argued. “She was the only reason to watch for the first like ten episodes. We found out she’s engaged now, which is awesome because all those other girls are hating on her big time. She’s got a man.”
“She came in hot with her questioning last night! She was like, ‘Hey, Sean. What changed between us? What happened? I thought we were in love.'”
AshLee then went on to say Sean told her he had no feelings at all for the other remaining contestants, which he vehemently denied.
“Ladies, if you can take one thing from this, take your pride and move on out the door,” Booker advised. “You know what I mean? Just going back to the well kind of makes you needy and your hot points just kind of go down a little bit.”
Well folks, next Monday is the big day! We’ll find out who Sean chooses and whether he proposes in a 3-hour long finale.
- Who do you think will win The Bachelor, Lindsay or Catherine? Shout out your pick in the comments section!