Week six of The Bachelor brought us the biggest surprise of the season thus far.
Why, you ask? Because Booker didn’t have a single Juan pun to share during his Bachelor Breakdown! Not a single “juan!” Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.
Anyway, when we last left off, eight ladies were remaining in the competition, including the Clare-dresser. She took some unnecessary heat for getting frisky in the ocean with Juan Pablo.
He later told Clare he regretted what they had done and shamed her by pulling out the kid card.
Last week’s uncomfortable moment didn’t seem to hurt her chances, however. Clare-dresser scored a Juan-on-one date in New Zealand.
“It was sort of a damage-control date for Juan last night because, you know, he kind of called her a ho for jumping into the ocean,” Booker explained. “Well, during the episode last night, she claims that absolutely nothing happened at sea. It was just an innocent swim between the two of them.”
“I don’t know who I believe,” he continued. “I don’t know if they just cut it to make it look like they did it. I don’t know what was the deal, but she got a rose anyhow.”
The second one-on-one went to Booker’s pick, Andi the assistant district attorney from Atlanta.
“She rocked a sexy one-piece. She showed the perfect amount of butt cheek last night, so she definitely got a rose for that.”
Andi was on cloud nine after their date, waxing poetic about picturing a future with Juan Pablo. But leave it to our friend Booker to drop the ultimate truth bomb.
“I’m going to go ahead and tell you what’s coming in the future. Probably herpes!” he said. “[He] promptly made out with six out of the eight remaining girls/petri dishes last night.”
“She’s falling apart. Man, every episode, she’s crying. I just have a feeling that she might walk away from the show next week, but we’ll keep an eye on that.”
It wasn’t all roses and romance last night. Juan Pablo ruined the birthday of ex-NBA dancer Cassandra when he dumped her before they even got to the rose ceremony!
“Happy birthday!” Booker laughed. “You’re going home!”
Juan gave her a whole speech, explaining he didn’t want to keep her another day from her child, but according to Booker, she should have known she was a goner the second that he called her “nice.”
“Girls, if a guy starts a sentence with, ‘Listen, I think you’re really nice,’ just get up and walk away because you’re about to get bounced.”
Kat from Arizona was cut during the rose ceremony, which came as quite the surprise to her. She explained to the cameras that she’s always been told “how great I am and what a catch I am.” Newsflash: If you’re a real keeper, you don’t have to announce it to everyone.
And with that, we’re down to the final six. As we close in on the finale, Booker says one woman’s odds are starting to skyrocket.
“We have the dark horse, Nikki the Nurse from Kansas City. I’m going to go ahead and move her to our frontrunner position. I think this girl could possibly win the whole thing.”
Juan Pablo and the bachelorettes head back stateside to Miami next week and according to a juicy, new preview Booker shared with us, it looks like we’re finally getting our first official cat fight courtesy of Clare-dresser and Nikki the Nurse!
-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles