#ToplessSummer: Sexiest Hook Up Spots In Los Angeles
By Vanessa Payes
Summer flings are just as hot as the blazin’ sun.
Even though these short-lived trysts are no more than a fanciful memory by the end of August, we still want our romps to be super #sexy and #nextlevel.
Whether you’re an old school romance junkie or a millennial kinkster, you’re sure to find some of Los Angeles’ best hook up spots right here.
If you’re a hopeless romantic that likes to imagine yourself the star of a Hollywood love story, you’ll want your make out sesh to be as magical as the movies. So, check out these four iconic Los Angeles spots.
Get it in while overlooking Los Angeles’ downtown skyline on the Eastside balcony of the observatory. The balcony was the site of James Dean’s unforgettable knife fight in the 1955 classic film, Rebel Without a Cause, and has also had its fair share of action. Griffith Observatory’s balcony is an ideal place for a classic Hollywood hook up.
The Hollywood Sign
There’s no more memorable way to make out with your boo than to stand beneath the Hollywood sign at the dusk. Take trek to the closest legal vantage point and let the sign be the backdrop to your dreamy lip lock. Located in the Hollywood hills, the Hollywood sign is the highly iconicized grandiose marker of all the mystifying movie magic that continues to captivate tourists and Angelenos alike.
Santa Monica Pier
Take a walk along the boardwalk while sipping on lemonade and holding a balloon with your baby by your side. When you make it Pacific Park, hop onto the colorful giant Pacific Ferris wheel and let the amazing California Coastline be the backdrop to your sky high smooch.
Take cruise through the Hollywood hills on the meandering Mulholland drive as the sun sets and park at any one of six look out points. With the incandescent city lights burning below, The Hollywood Bowl, and Universal City look outs, are a classic and sexy place to fog up those car windows with a steamy shag.
If you’re an oddball that prefers novelty over the mundane, you have too much spunk for the ordinary, or simply wanna spice things up by showing off your eccentric sense of sexy, then check out these curiously cute places to get it on.
This classic throwback to 80s roller-skate culture comes complete with neon lights, Sega arcade games and plenty of squirm potential. Hit the rollerway on “adult night” with your main squeeze for a retro romp at the roller skating rink.
Guadalupe Wedding Chapel
Located in downtown Los Angeles, this funky little Vegas style wedding chapel is a kooky place to get married, but relax, you won’t be tying the knot, just practicing. Hit up each one of the five mini chapels at Guadalupe Wedding Chapel and sample all the altars with a French kiss.
Electric Dusk Drive In
Plant your booty on the astro turf lawn and get busy with your main squeeze in this über hip urban drive-in. Located in the heart of downtown Los Angeles, The Electric Dusk Drive-In is next lev. Surrounded by skyscrapers and city lights, this outdoor drive-in puts a millennial spin on the old school movie theater make out.
If you’re one of those lovers that needs a little bit of an edge to get your rocks off, you scoff at traditional romance, or just like to sprinkle your sexy with a little dab of spook, then you’ll dig these eerie nooks.
The Museum of Jurassic Technology
Strange, unusual, magical, and mystical, this museum houses some of the most bizarre relics you’ll ever find. Tucked away in the dark recesses of the museum’s halls, the tiny, and often empty, The Borzoi Kabinet Theater is an otherworldly hook up spot.
Hollywood Forever Cemetery
This is one of the oldest and creepiest cemeteries in Los Angeles. Founded in 1899, this cemetery is the final resting place of many of Hollywood’s classic stars from the silent film era. Whether you slip into a mausoleum for a sneaky smack or find a famous grave to get your frolic on, Hollywood Forever Cemetery is definitely a sexy spook.
The Old Zoo at Griffith Park
Ghosts, curses, cults, and urban legends that tell of a strange creature have long plagued Griffith Park. Abandoned since 1965, the remaining animal cages and faux sandstone enclosures make an ideal haunted hide away for a hair-raising hook up.
The Queen Mary
Rumored to be one of the most haunted places in America, The Queen Mary has been out of commission since the 1930s and permanently docked in Long Beach. Bizarre deaths and ghostly apparitions continue to draw paranormal enthusiasts. If you take a stroll through her haunted halls, you’re sure to find a creepy corner to get your kink on.
You’re a high end hottie with regal charm and impeccable taste. You don’t settle for anything less than the best and you always keep it classy by doin’ you with a splash of panache. When you get busy, you like to “do it” in style. Here are a few regal hook up spots for you uptown sexpots.
The Mondrian Pool
Posh and sophisticated, the roof top pool at The Mondrian in West Hollywood is for legit jet-setters and opens to the public. Overlooking Hollywood, the illuminated pool and cityscape create an alluring atmosphere for some sultry summer sexy time.
Peninsula Beverly Hills
This gorgeous and opulent hotel is delicate and elegant. Take a stroll through the living room, past the fancy high tea session, and out towards the villas. As you make your way through the inner courtyard and garden, you’ll find yourself surrounded by lush green hedges that rise high above your head giving you enough cover to freak like Marie Antoinette.
Greystone Mansion Beverly Hills
Doesn’t get any fancier than this historic English Gothic mansion. Open to the public, Greystone Mansion is host to “The Annual Hollywood Ball” where hundreds of Hollywood’s elite come out and play. The majestic manicured gardens have appeared in countless movies and television shows and make a heavenly site for some high-class nookie.
This iconic hotel on the Sunset Strip is not only part of the soul of Los Angeles, but it is a celebrity in its own right. There are countless tree covered nooks on the property that provide excellent cover and an exquisite setting for a top notch quickie.
If you feel a connection to nature and all living things, if you think that your love making sends a resonant vibration throughout all of the universe, or you just really dig trees and rocks, then you’ll love getting hot and heavy at these breathtaking Los Angeles parks.
Leo Carrillo State Beach
Just off Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California, this beach sits on a cove. Below the bluff, lies a secret cave that exist for the sole purpose of sensual pleasures. The caves that line the beach can also be found out in the water so take a swim out to the love cave and get your end wet.
Caves. They’re just so awesome. If you’re looking to get freaky au naturel and really love erotic otherworldliness, then you’ll definitely wanna go “cave diving” inside the dark and mystical bat cave at Bronson Canyon in Griffith Park.
Echo Park Lake
Mid lake water fountains and lotus gardens, towering palms and rich green grass, butterflies, ducks, and almond milk lattes, that’s Echo Park Lake. You may find yourself locking limbs under a shady tree or even nibblin’ on your baby while you make your way around the lake in your own sparkly two-person paddle boat. Echo Park Lake is a total hook up spot.