Orange County Woman Masquerades As Cheeseburger On Dating App Tinder
By Nadia Noir
A woman, disguising herself as a 21-year-old cleverly named “Patty,” took to popular albeit creepy dating site Tinder as something so thick and juicy it satisfies most men’s appetites: a cheeseburger.
The Orange County woman said that over the span of three days over 1,000 men “right-swiped” the double-double with cheese. If you don’t know what right-swiping is, it means that they approved of the bodacious burger.
Patty’s bio reads: “just looking for some meat to put between my buns.” The whole profile was inspired by the fact that this “hot, 20-something girl” was getting proposals from tons of random men, so she wanted to see if men would just message anything. Her theory proved true; she got hundreds of sext messages.
To be fair, “Patty” incited these dudes with sexual requests, but even without a picture, “Patty” got phone numbers, a man saying he brought the “special sauce” and “the pickle,” a vegetarian, and a guy offering up his “dark meat.”
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