By Sarah Carroll
The late night talk show host planned some hilarious dates, crashed the most romantic moments, and even emceed the infamous rose ceremony!
With two one-on-one dates and one group date on the docket, you can imagine Jimmy really upped the ante for some high class outings…or not.
First up was Kaitlyn, who snagged one of the coveted solo dates.
“See if you can guess this place,” Booker said to Carson. “They described it as a place with high ceilings, sweeping views, and unlimited hors d’oeuvres.”
Still stumped? Kimmel sent the lovebirds to Costco!
Would Kaitlyn be upset if she found out after the fact that Chris had used the infamous Fantasy Suite for some sweet, sweet lovin’ with multiple women?
Surprisingly, Kaitlyn wasn’t bothered by the thought of it. “You can’t take out a car without test driving it first,” she responded.
So clearly, she passed the test and cruised through to next week!
During the group date, Kimmel pitted the women against each other in a down-on-the-farm battle royale. The bachelorettes husked ears of corn, shoveled manure, and chugged milk straight from a goat!
“He made out with at least 11 of them,” Booker said of the group date. “There was one girl who I called the wildcard last week, Becca, the chiropractor’s assistant. She’s the one girl that didn’t make out with him and she happened to be the one girl that did get the rose. Being the biggest hoe didn’t pay off!”
Does that mean bachelor Chris is looking for a wife that is more reserved and classy? Booker’s not convinced.
“I think the guy’s a total slut,” he declared. “He’s in it to make out with a lot of girls. He’s trying to appear sensitive at the same time. I’m not buying it.”
Finally, Whitney, who annoys Booker’s every nerve with her baby voice and Chicago accent, scored the second one-on-one date. They ended up crashing a wedding together, but Booker just wasn’t feeling it.
“They’re perfectly boring together, so this is a girl to watch out for.”
Listen to his entire recap below and check him out on Twitter (@ChrisBooker) to follow along with his Bachelor live-tweets every Monday night!