By Sarah Carroll
We’re sure bachelorette JoJo is a lovely person — but let’s be honest — this season is all about Chad, Chad, Chad!
We happen to know someone with a bit of a man crush on Chad and he goes by the name of Booker.
“ABC is nuts if they don’t make him the next Bachelor,” Booker declared. “He’s become must-see TV. You have to watch this guy every week.”
JoJo’s journey to find love has become a bit of an afterthought in the wake of Chad’s antics. This week, he threw a fit when he found out he’d be going on a group date with 12 other men.
The other men were appalled at his disinterest, but nevertheless, they all met JoJo at a live stand-up show where they were forced to share their deepest, darkest sexual secrets.
Erectile Dysfunction Expert Evan decided to tell a tale about the dangers of steroids, which only enraged fitness guru Chad. When Evan had finished and headed back to his seat, Chad grabbed his collar and straight up ripped his shirt!
JoJo threw Evan a pity rose because of all the drama, but still opted to keep Chad in the game.
“You don’t hate Chad!” said Booker. “Somehow, you’re still rooting for this guy. I don’t know why.”
And that’s why Booker thinks the bully still has a chance with JoJo.
“When [Chad and JoJo] are together and when they talk, he sheds all of that machismo and he becomes a normal guy. A normal guy that’s very direct and to the point.”
Aside from that hot mess, there were two one-on-one dates last night — “Fast Forward” Chase and guitar player James Taylor.
“I just want to remind the young men listening,” Booker began. “Don’t worry about sports or school, learning things. Focus on guitar…That’s all you need to do is learn how to play that guitar. Panties down.”
Well, okay then.
So…no surprises here. James T. and Chase scored solo date roses and they’re sailing on through to next week.
Instead of the usual rose ceremony, host Chris Harrison decided to switch things up with an all-day pool party.
Evan figured now was a good time to tattle on Chad to Harrison, so the host was forced to pull The Hulk aside for a little one-on-one time of their own. Harrison decided to give Chad one last chance to make things good with the other guys or else he will kick him off the show.
Chad thanked Harrison for the talk, but seemed angrier than ever. “Evan stabbed me in the face for some reason,” he claimed.
And in true Bachelorette fashion, the episode ended right then and there on a cliffhanger. What will happen to Chad? Who will JoJo eliminate? We’ll find out in a special episode tonight!