By Sarah Carroll
It’s a sad, sad day in Booker’s world — man-testant Chad has finally exited the building!
When we last left off with the show, JoJo had given Chad the boot during a tense two-on-one date.
Chad did end up returning for a brief moment this week, but it wasn’t nearly as dramatic as we had hoped it would be.
Basically, the rest of the men apologized to Chad for ganging up on them. They were hoping for an apology in return, but does that really sound like something Chad would do? Nope!
“Chad will be on Bachelor in Paradise, which I might have to watch because I love Chad,” Booker declared earlier this morning. “I love him. He’s blunt. He’s bearded. He’s kind of a butthole. He’s kind of like me without a gym membership.”
Once Mad Chad was truly out of the picture, the rest of the men celebrated by holding a mock funeral in which they spread his leftover protein powder around like ashes!
But it’s not all rainbows and unicorns inside the mansion.
“These cupcakes need a new villain now. They don’t know what to do without Chad, so they had to get the quarterback brother there, Jordan. He got the one-on-one date last night, so they chose to hate him!”
Turns out JoJo had previously met one of Jordan’s ex-girlfriends and she didn’t have a lot of nice things to say about him.
“So, of course [JoJo] likes him,” Booker scoffed. “The dude is kind of shady. He’s just smarmy. He’s got that ‘I need some TV time’ look. I think she likes him. He’s kind of like a bad boy, sort of. I don’t know. I see him in the final three, but I don’t see him winning this whole thing.”
Despite admitting he flirted with other women while he was in a previous relationship, Jordan promised JoJo he is not the cheating type. She seemed to believe him, for now, and gave him an automatic rose.
The group date wasn’t that memorable, but there was a little bit of drama when JoJo awarded a rose to Derek. Apparently the other men think JoJo only gave it to him because of his insecurities…and in their world, that’s just not cool, man.
Former competitive swimmer Robby scored the second one-on-one date of the evening.
“Keep your eye on this guy,” Booker noted.
The conversation got a bit emotional when Robby talked about how his best friend while texting and driving. Robby then upped the ante when he admitted he was falling in love with JoJo. Keep in mind this is their VERY FIRST TIME being alone together.
“She thanked him, so he’s screwed! He’s a swimmer, so he’ll be swimming in tears soon enough.”
But it was Evan who couldn’t hold back the tears last night. He was one of the five men cut from the competition last night during two different rose ceremonies. The erectile dysfunction expert said getting eliminated felt like daggers to the heart…oh, come on!
“I can’t dog him too much because I think that would’ve been me on this show,” Carson admitted. “I’m a Cancer, I wouldn’t have been able to help myself.”
Evan was joined by Daniel, James F., Vinny, and Grant on the chopping block.
And just for the record, our dark horse contender Wells the radio DJ is still in it to win it!
“I mean, I like radio guy! Honestly, if I was a chick, I’d be into him. That’s all I’m saying,” Booker said.
Next week’s episode appears to be the most dramatic yet…as per usual. The teaser shows JoJo crying at the altar.
“Look, Chad’s gone. I don’t know what I’m going to do,” said Booker. “This show could suck for a couple of weeks, but it does look promising at the end so I’m going to stick with it.”