By Sarah Carroll
Booker has a new addiction…and it goes by the name of Bachelor In Paradise!
Frankly, he didn’t think he’d have the strength to watch yet another spin-off, but that all changed when he found out his man crush Chad would be one of the contestants.
And boy oh boy, the Hulk really brought it last night. He got wasted, fought and threatened the other cast members, AND managed to poop his pants!
Did we mention he did this all in the span of the FIRST episode?!
“I think The Bachelor has this big problem because they have this guy who is ratings gold,” Booker explained. “He’s a bonanza. You hate him, yet you love him. He’s a trainwreck.”
Hurricane Chad caused so much turmoil, mimosa-sipping host Chris Harrison kicked him off the show before it even really started.
Booker was kind enough to grace us with another one of his memorable recaps. Take a listen…
“If I’m ABC, I double down on the guy. In this 48% Trump-loving country, we can find 25 crazy girls that would sign up to be in love with him. And I would watch that and I would love every second of it. It’s like watching Fox News!”