American Idol 2011

[American Idol 2011] Eleven Guys Bring Boring Performances, One Puts A Spell On Us

Finally. American Idol is finished tugging on our heart-strings, torturing us with (obviously scripted) horrible auditions and they are down to the final twenty-four. Last night, they let the twelve remaining men have a go […]


[American Idol 2011] The Final Twenty-Four Are Slowly, Painfully Revealed

On Wednesday night, we didn’t get to see all of the contestants that American Idol chose for their final twenty-four, but last night we got through the tear-stained pathos long enough to find out who […]


[American Idol 2011] Jennifer Lopez Cries Over Sending ‘Inspiring’ Contestant Home

Poor little Jenny from the block was in tears sending away over half of the remaning contestants (specifically one early season favorite) after they stumbled through some [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Beatles[/lastfm] tunes in Vegas, got axed (or […]


[American Idol 2011] Judges Have ‘Mercy’ On Jacee; Clint Gets Bad Guy Rep

It was the beginning of Group Week on American Idol, which is always hard for both the participants, the judges, and the viewers. Groups either come together with flawless synchronicity or go down in epic […]


American Idol 2011: Nashville Brings The Highs, The Lows, & The Sexist

We’re not sure how the judging process works for American Idol or who goes through, but seventeen thousand Nashville hopefuls either got their pop star dreams broken to pieces or some cursory accolades before departing […]


American Idol 2011: Who Needs Paula & Simon When You Have J.Lo & Steven?

American Idol starts with a over-the-top “newsworthy” montage about how American Idol is in “panic mode” over the judge rumors.Dramatic pause. American Idol names [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Randy Jackson[/lastfm], [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Steven Tyler[/lastfm] and [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jennifer Lopez[/lastfm]. This years […]